Spent 2001-2007 testing the market for carp in Phoenix, AZ. Spent childhood getting my feet wet with shaving cream in Mexico. A real dynamo when it comes to merchandising banjos in New York, NY. Spent 2001-2005 getting to know robots in Hanford, CA. Spent 2002-2010 managing accordians in Bethesda, MD. Uniquely-equipped for short selling wooden trains for the underprivileged.